getting close to my next hundred followers and it’s a gorgeous day outside sooooo…. promo time!! =D
I’m getting off Tumblr for the day to do RL stuff so thought I’d do one of these just for fun! =D
- mbf moi
- reblog this (no minimum so hey, if only one of you does this you get a promo all to yourself haha)
- promo with mutuals bolded and something nice said about you when I come back online tonight
fic: The Client
Title: The Client
Fandoms: Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Broadchurch
Characters: Belle de Jour, Alec Hardy
Summary: Belle de Jour takes on a new client, a post-operative Scottish DI named Alec Hardy. Spoilers for SDoaCG and Broadchurch
Warnings: NSFW, Explicit Sex, Swearing
There’s an old saying: do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Don’t you believe it. No matter what you do, work is work. Even if you love what you do, there will still be things about the job that you don’t like. In my case it’s paperwork, something you can’t seem to get away from no matter what you do for a living.
And then there is the boredom, the tedium of the day to day activities that can get old even when you’re in my profession.
Don’t get me wrong; I love what I do. I got into this business not because I was starving or taking care of a family or trying to pay for an expensive drug habit. No, I like sex, and I like money, and because I’m very good at what I do I’ve made an awful lot of money having sex.
OMG HE IS LIKE A SHORT DAVID TENNANT, HAHAHAHAHAHA
HE IS THOUGH! He’s a wee David Tennant.
IT’S LIKE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON BUT HAMMOND IS JUST SHORT, OKAY.
Three unappealing, middle-age men in an aircraft hangar, shouting. It doesn’t really make any sense, I don’t know why anyone would watch that.
David Tennant gives the most accurate description of Top Gear ever (x
Oh, but Top Gear is quality entertainment. Three unappealing, middle aged men doing stupid shit that you secretly think is cool. There is no finer reality entertainment on the planet.
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